Burnout – an epidemic in the workplace?

Workplace burnout and workplace boredom are epidemics in the American workforce. Do you agree? Well, I need your help in two areas!

I’d like to work this image into a keynote talk I’m giving on the topic of burnout & boredom.

First, I could use your help with some possible captions for the image. Here are some options I have so far:

1. One of the seven habits of highly effective people.
2. Work: It’s not just for sleep anymore.
3. The 15-minute power nap they raved about at the last time management training.
4. Meditating on the new company mission statement and imagining a new paradigm.
5. I’m doing the “Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan” (SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
6. I was working smarter-not harder.
7. Auggh! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
8. I’m in the Management Training program.
9. “… and I especially want to thank you for my excellent boss. Amen.”